I’m a bad slut

i had a chance to hook up with a French Canadian tonight and be a slut but I couldn’t do it. He asked me back to his hotel room and all I could think was – I need to go to sleep. Being whorish and promiscuous is exhausting.  So far, the Summer of Slut experiment is a fail. Maybe tomorrow….

Summer of Slut

I’ve made a decision to have a slutty summer. Why?  Well, frankly, why not?  I’ve spent the better part of my life trying to “do the right thing”. For many many years, I haven’t had sex outside of a committed, monogamous relationship. And for that, I’m still alone and have had sex once in the last 14 months 😳 And that sucks!  The guy I dated for 2 months (that passed out in a sea of garden roaches) was such a raging alcoholic he (as a friend of mine said) “couldn’t get it up with a crane”! LOL!  I have no desire and let’s be honest, no capacity to be in a relationship right now. I went to Nashville over the weekend and made out with a 27 year old and a 30 year old. And it was great!  I’m working my way up to full sluttiness. It seems like it might be a lot of work….I guess it’s time for Tinder?? 

Does this mean I need to delete my blog about being common street whores?  Proving once again – you become what you disparage.